The Pastor’s New Dog

The bear was gaining on them fast. The pastor realized he couldn’t outrun the beast, so he fell to his knees and decided to say his final prayer: “Dear Lord, please protect me from this danger. I place my soul in your hands. Amen!”
The moment the pastor said “Amen”, the dog stopped dead in his tracks, sat down, and stayed perfectly still.
The pastor looked back, expecting the worst. However, right at that moment, the bear skidded to a halt right in front of the dog. The bear looked confused, slowly dropped to its knees, closed its eyes, put its paws together, and said in a deep voice: “Dear Lord, thank you for this food we are about to receive…”

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