Still half asleep—and convinced her husband had poked her one time too many—she pointed a finger at him and shouted,
“If you poke me ONE more time… I’m going to smash this frying pan over your head!”
The room went silent.
The chef blinked…
Then burst out laughing.
“Well… that wasn’t the answer in my recipe…”
“…but I think her husband just learned something today!” 😂
