Calmly fanning herself with a newspaper.
He looked around and asked,
“Honey… what happened?”
She sighed dramatically.
“I did everything exactly the way the instructions said…”
“…but the stupid fan still won’t work.”
Curious, he looked up.
The ceiling fan was installed perfectly.
Straight.
Level.
Not a single screw missing.
He picked up the instruction manual and started reading.
Then he laughed.
The next line said,
“Before use, connect to a power source.”
His wife smiled proudly.
“Already did!”
He blinked.
“You… did?”
She nodded.
“Yep!”
“I sat underneath it for almost an hour…”
“…waiting for the power to show up.” 😂
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